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Thursday, May 01, 2008

Yuhui, the go-to guy for sex... huh??

Two amusing events happened in late April that prompted me to wonder if my online persona had taken on a life of its own.

About two weeks ago, I received an email from some guy called "Macho dude" asking if I had news of any upcoming sex orgies. Apparently, he wanted to attend one quite eagerly. He had approached me after reading my entry about the orgy notice on Sammyboy. He thought that I organised such parties!

I would like to state categorically that I DO NOT ORGANISE ORGIES. However, some other people do, like this guy who posted an invitation on Sammyboy for girls to join his "intimate companions" gathering. The message thread has probably been removed by now.

I didn't think much about Macho dude's email till I received another unsolicited one a week later. This time, it was from "Janice Lee" asking if I had the nude pictures of Adeline, the FHM girl. She too had come to me because I had written about someone stealing the private nude pictures from a photographer's online gallery and posting them in publicly accessible forums. I didn't understand why Janice wanted the pictures, till she said that she was lesbian and wanted to get off on looking at Adeline's body.

I would like to state categorically that I DO NOT DISTRIBUTE NUDE IMAGES. Oh, and Janice (and other readers), if you thought that I'm a girl, please read my about page.

Having said all that, if you still believe that I am the sex-and-porn authority that you believe me to be, please continue to send me your unsolicited emails. I always enjoy a good laugh.

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2 comments:

nikeez said...

so... when is the next 'gathering'?


lol

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Yuhui said...

nikeez: haha, funny

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