Chinese New Year parody song

Many, many years ago, my sis told me this parody of a customary Chinese New Year song:

I was sleeping on my bed,
Everyone thought I was dead.
Doctor brought a coffin in,
I jumped out and he jumped in.

Gong xi, gong xi, gong xi ni.

Surprisingly, this has never entered the popular domain, or at least a cursory search on Google yielded nothing. So I hope Google crawls my journal and indexes this page for posterity.

It's 2005 now and I think it's time to add verse 2. Here's my attempt:

It was such a peaceful night,
Vampire gave me a bite.
Sunrise made me feel so blue,
Now I want to bite you too.

Gong xi, gong xi, gong xi ni.

Ah, not a great attempt, but it'll do.

Hopefully, I can be inspired to write another verse in 2006.

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